Recruitment Post

Hello ZF! My name is Sebastian (Captain_Bones), and I come to you today with an application to join your clan. Now, shall we begin?

Name: Sebastian Ionescu.

Age: 14.

Sex: Male (I checked myself for 14 years).

What type of a person are you: Well, besides having to deal with my weight and idiots on CSGO. I am a cool guy who you'd want to meet. I am quite cheerful at times and go nuts when I laugh too much. I am also a streamer, though I stream when I get the time. (Not self-promoting )

How often exactly do you play: I play Arma 3 casually, only on weekends and Fridays (if I finish my work). I can also play other games like Rust, CSGO, Elite Dangerous and much more .

Where do you live: Romania. Eastern Europe

Do you have Teamspeak and a Mic: Yes I do, TS3 and Discord, with an AT2020 mic and ATH-M50x ,and I sometimes switch with a Razer Kraken 7.1.

Why do you want to join ZF: Because I seem not to have fun when I play games, at least when I play with randoms it's not fun. I have joined groups to make some new gaming friends and mostly all of them weren't as active. So I made the decision to want to join you guys as you are, in my eyes, a wonderful caterpillar of a clan.

ARE YOU BADASS ENOUGH?: If having muscles, being brave, being smart and finishing my homework in time is enough to be a 'BADASS', then yeah I AM A BADASS!

Note that I have two usernames to be recognised with, 'Sillychimera943' and 'Captain_Bones'.

Thanks for reading my Recruitment post!

Y'all have a good day.

Your age alone is 14 reasons not to be accepted. Nobody want's to hear a voice that sounds like a mouse that I just kicked into a wall

Prestonie wrote:

Your age alone is 14 reasons not to be accepted. Nobody want's to hear a voice that sounds like a mouse that I just kicked into a wall

Okay, so you say that I as a 14-year-old have a squeaky voice? Well,  sir, you are wrong about me. At the age of 14, I am slowly becoming an adult   , which means that my voice becomes lower and I get to grow a beard. (I have a moustache atm) But, at my defence, you don't know me as I have only said some things about myself. IMO I am mature enough to enter this clan, even though my age is four years lower than the minimum, 18 years of age. And I didn't want to lie to get here as I am not that type of a person. I hope you understand me.
(P.S. If you still don't believe me about the low voice, then pm about wanting some evidence )
(P.S Are you the person who is responsible for reviewing my application? Curious to know as you joined the same date as me :/ )

I ain't no sir I am a boss! and without even seeing it I suggest you shave that moustache because at your age it probably looks you have some arse fluff growing on your lip.

I have no intentions of listening to a 14 year old talk especially when they're suggesting I PM for evidence because I'll end up with the police kicking my door down accusing me of grooming.

And nope I'm not responsible but as the Moderators and Admins seem to be slacker than a chavs belt I felt like making my own entertainment on here. It's nothing personal it was just sheer boredom at 2AM.

Lol Prestonie, I understand your reason for your comment now. And I understand why you thought that I would have a squeaky voice, though I will not shave my moustache because I want to become more charming.
Good Game Mr.Boss! (not)