Name: Devin Schmidt (Steam: Litenthadark)
Age; 21
Sex: Only if Cyanide asks nicely
How often exactly: Usually after 5 or 6 shots.
Where do you live: United States
Do you have Teamspeak and a Mic: Yes.
Why do you want to join ZF: I want to join ZF for many reasons. First off, I believe that it is not one sole man's purpose in this life to give zero fucks. He must also be able to give zero fucks around those who give less fucks than him. I want to surround myself with those that give less fucks that I could possible ever give. I want to master the art of zero fucks.
In all seriousness, I have been following you guys for over a year now, and have enjoyed every moment of seeing you dick around, screw with each other, and genuinely have fun doing it. I don't care about Youtube or any of that, I just want a chance to kick ass, save Cyanide from the depths of alcoholism, learn the ancient art of singing from Cyanide, scare the piss out of SovietWomble, annoy the piss out of SovietWomble, and kick Edburg's ass in CS:GO. I know being in the U.S. is a bit of a stretch (considering the time differences) but I am on all the time, especially late/early here.
Thanks for considering my application gents, and hopefully I'll be giving so little fucks that I will actually give a fuck one day with y'all.
ARE YOU BADASS ENOUGH?: CAPS MAKE ME BADASS ONLINE. Plus, I once fought a dragon off with just my shoe. I stepped on a lizard.
- PhoenixDown wrote:
- Thank you for your application, we will review and respond to each one (Even if it's a 'fuck off').
If you genuinely tell me to simply fuck off, can it be in pretty letters, so I at least have something colorful to cry on?
