Name: Mr Corneilius
Age; 33 (already past my life expectancy for a Scotsman)
Sex: Sometimes the wife lets me watch but only if I have eaten all my vegetables
How often exactly: Depends on how busy Big Leroy is
Where do you live: being a nosey cunt are we? Unfortunately currently living south of the wall.
Do you have Teamspeak and a Mic: I do and it even comes with a translator to allow you to understand Jockanese.
Why do you want to join ZF: I have managed to offend pretty much everyone else on the internet. Thought I'd give you guys a shot.
ARE YOU BADASS ENOUGH?: Well after my latest prostate exam the doctor said my ass is fucked.
Although I'm still confused at how he managed to hold onto my hips with both hands and still carry out the examination........
