Name: Connor (But I seriously prefer Mustache. It makes me sound like a pornstar in a way)
Age; Almost 17
Sex: Yes please!
How often exactly: My girlfriend believes in the "waiting 'till marriage" bullshit
Where do you live: Among the children of the corn in Missouri
Do you have Teamspeak and a Mic: Yessir
Why do you want to join ZF: This is a multi-answer question, so sit your ass down. First and most simply, you are the original official zero fucks clan. How that's even possible blows my mind. Secondly, I'm just looking for a clan that knows how to take a joke (I was kicked out of my former gang for calling the owner a cunt, and in all fairness, the guy was a cunt). Finally, and I think most important of all, I have had way too high self-esteem lately. I figure a day or two in TS with Y'all will drop it right back down to its normal, severely low amount!
ARE YOU BADASS ENOUGH?: Like, to survive the forest? If not, don't worry. I read that wikihow article plenty of times.
