Hello my good sirs and fair maidens, I have tried to use topic name as fallows "YEY ZF" but as it turns it has to have specific number of letter in a topic. So if you would kindly disregard everything but that topic name. Thank you for your attention

Name: Vanja (Bet you can't pronounce that correctly, if you can fuck you, I'm special)

Age: 25 long years since I left my mother's womb

Sex: Yes please!

How often exactly: As much as you can take it I guess.

Where do you live: Serbia (I'm quite sure you don't have Serbian and since we are worlds bogyman for last 30 years what do you have to loose )

Do you have Teamspeak and a Mic: No I have Discord like every other normal being  in this world but I can install it and remember how to use it from my old WOW days and yes but fair warning I sometimes sound like Christian Bale's Batman having an orgasm while having full mouth of marbles  

Why do you want to join ZF: Secret service don't want to accept me, too fat to be a male prostitute and there is no other option to promote myself. Plus I have less life than Womble so there is that

ARE YOU BADASS ENOUGH?: I once asked my ex to make me a sandwich after sex and than had enough courage to repeat it  when she asked me to.