Application for the biggest mistake of my life(?)

Name: Bruce Lee, but no one ever calls me that.
Age; Stone
Sex: Sju (cause sex is six in swedish, and sju is seven in english. It's like all these weird misinterpretations going on, take the word yes for an example, it's pronounced just the same as the swedish word "gäss"' which means geese in our language, it's all quite real silly actually! Guess how many times I've asked a question to someone and then in a odd random fashion seemingly started to scan the skies.. )
How often exactly: Enough times to make people wonder if I belong in a mentalinstitution I'd say.
Where do you live: I literally bought the farm (in southern Sweden), so it's not in the mentalinstituion anymore if that's where you're getting at.
Do you have Teamspeak and a Mic: No and yes, respectively.
Why do you want to join ZF: Now see, here is where the cookie crumbles. I do not have a computer, but I do enjoy listening to Soviet and Cyanide on my wifes Ipad while I am home alone minding the housechoirs, I mean being all manly doing manly stuff like cutting wood with my bare teeth.. But if these two guys (who represents zf with such high remarks and glamour) fits in this jolly bunch of merry men, I might aswell. And also I used to play Operation Flashpoint back in the days when it was the cheeznicks (yeah, I'm old and senile for sure). So bide your time, consider if I might have a run with the pack and I'll try to gather the resources to bring a machine together that will run arma smoothly. I will also be much obliged for pointers on what specs I need to obtain in my quest for zero fucks. I guess it is what it is.

ARE YOU BADASS ENOUGH?: I'll quote Clint Eastwood on that remarkable interview he flicked a cigarette out of his pocket into his mouth, - "say for yourself" ( https:// m.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 )

Woah! How did my text get so crammed up in there? Can I have another go?

Name: Bruce Lee, but no one ever calls me that.

Stone; age

Sex: Sju (cause sex is six in swedish, and sju is seven in english. It's like all these weird misinterpretations going on, take the word yes for an example, it's pronounced just the same as the swedish word "gäss"' which means geese in our language, it's all quite real silly actually! Guess how many times I've asked a question to someone and then in a odd random fashion seemingly started to scan the skies for birds.. )

How often exactly: Enough to make people wonder if I belong in a mental institution I'd say.

Where do you live: I literally bought the farm (in southern Sweden), so it's not in the mental instituion anymore if that's where you're getting at.

Do you have Teamspeak and a Mic: No and yes, respectively

Why do you want to join ZF: Now see, here is where the cookie crumbles. I do not have a computer, but I do enjoy listening to Soviet and Cyanide on my wifes Ipad while I am home alone minding the housechoirs, I mean being all manly doing manly stuff like cutting wood with my bare teeth.. But if these two guys (who represents zf with such high remarks and glamour) fits in this jolly bunch of merry men, I might aswell. And also I used to play Operation Flashpoint back in the days when it was the cheeznicks (yeah, I'm old and senile for sure). So bide your time, consider if I might have a run with the pack and I'll try to gather the resources to bring a machine together that will run arma smoothly. I will also be much obliged for pointers on what specs I need to obtain in my quest for zero fucks. I guess it is what it is.

ARE YOU BADASS ENOUGH?: I'll quote Clint Eastwood on that remarkable interview he flicked a cigarette out of his pocket into his mouth, - "say for yourself" ( https:// m.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0 )

"Information - Your message has been entered successfully", yeah that's what you said the first time around serverbotmessagethingo.

Who gets Rick Rolled in 2017? Yeah, I'm a real faggot, might even hold hands with Soviet if I get a chance.

Came to think about several other misinterpretations between swedish and english, you know the meaning of speed, velocity, cruise, in swedish that is fart, I'm not making this up really! This guy who was visiting some relatives in merica was riding along in their car, when he suddenly exclaimed -"Oh look! A fishmoose." Seagull in swedish is fiskmås (that strange a with a circle on top is pronounced somewhat like oooh). The mericans looked at him with stupiefying glances, at which he drops into a question about the vehicle, namely -"Do you have a fart-controller in your car?"...

You might expect this kind of bad language education from a teenage swede, but from a high ranking officer who's showing off JAS/39 - Gripen, our countrymade jetfighter by SAAB (you know the carcompany that don't exist) to several other nations officers. At where he explains -"that the plane took a big fart and vanished like a prick in the air." I already told you about fart, but a prick is a dot in swedish.

Meanwhile..
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=snipBA8z4qo