Name: Blu3tack / Charlie
Age; 24
Sex: I beat myself more often than my father did.
How often exactly: Like all the time, constantly....you don't check this do you? I mean i might be able to get references.
Where do you live: South England
Do you have Teamspeak and a Mic: Of course.
Why do you want to join ZF: Getting drunk and playing video games alone is apparently a social faux pas. I also feel I bring the right quantity of skill, back stabbing, racial insensitivity and I've now put more effort into this than my last job cover letter.
ARE YOU BADASS ENOUGH?: Yes! Definitely! Maybe...
P.S i'm also happy to incorrectly and offensively portray any racial minority that you might need to hit a quota. My Asian impressions are quite inappropriate.