Name: (Real) TJ, (Ingame) Excalibar735
Age: 16
Sex: Male
How often exactly: I'm still a virgin
Where do you live: In America (PA)
Do you have Teamspeak and a Mic: Yes and Yes
Why do you want to join ZF: I know this is going to sound like I'm a whiney bitch, but I want to join ZF because I don't have a group of people to hang out with. All the people I personally know are all console users, and I don't have any consoles (besides a Wii and a Wii-U which I never fucking use because they're absolute shit), and I know playing video games with acquaintances is a much better experience.
I honestly feel like I could be the "stereotypical American" part of ZF anyways, since I'm a fat-ass who loves to eat and play video games all day(Sort of like the white version of Cyanide, minus the fat part), and potentially be the "mini Edberg", because I have an... alright singing voice, I guess? I mean, I get leads in school musicals and compliments about it. I could even provide some situational music with my trombone. In addition, I kind of want to be the guy who the group picks on, just so that Womble doesn't get as much shit as he does (My image just went down about 20% with that line, didn't it? Oh well, I stand with my case in hand).
In addition to being American, I have a little bit of German, Scottish, Irish, and Italian in my family, with just a sprinkle of American Presidency (Dwight D. Eisenhower is my cousin, I believe 3 times removed)
ARE YOU BADASS ENOUGH?: I'll have you know that I am a level 72 Badass Psycho in Borderlands 2, so YES I AM... in that regard. In real life, I don't take a lot of risks, so I'm much more of a pussy in everyday life than I am in videogames.
