Name: Kieren Andrews (Hence Mr.K(the name is Irish(I'm not irish though(this is getting complicated for just my name))))
Age; I am 17 (was dropped out of the Uterus in 99)
Sex: Yes
How often exactly: Depends if the goat has enough energy to run
Where do you live: I live in Spain but I am half english half Polish
(That makes me a tea sipping plumber that is in debt)
Do you have Teamspeak and a Mic: Yes and yes (you would fap over my sensualy pubesent voice)
Why do you want to join ZF: Well I binge watched Soviet and fell in love with your dark humour and you generally seem like good lads. (PS I wana fuck stealth, Gambit and soviet, drink like airborne and have curry with cyanide)
ARE YOU BADASS ENOUGH?: Is a 20 inch throbbing dick in my arse? Does the pope shit in the woods? YES!! (By the way the dick is black)
PSS: I'm a dude just in case you were getting any (Is this the real life? Is this just) fantasies