For your consideration, gents and ladies.
Name: Parados
Age: 32
Sex: Not nearly enough.
How often exactly: Preferably multiple times a day.
Where do you live: San Diego, CA
Do you have Teamspeak and a Mic: I do.
Why do you want to join ZF: Quite honestly, you guys are hilarious, and the people I play games with now are just too stressful to be around. Need a good change of pace in my gaming life. Also, I drink like Gambit and I sound like Jeff Bridges.
ARE YOU BADASS ENOUGH?: Sure am. Nightly intake of alcohol is 8-15+ drinks or more, depending on if it's the weekend. Also, I broke a door down recently with my shoulder (and parts of my ribs). Hurt like a mother, but I did it on the first try.
Thanks for your time.