NearlyDedicated
Posts : 1 Join date : 2014-12-01
| Subject: Momma always said I wasn't giving enough fucks Mon Dec 01, 2014 6:34 pm | |
| Note: I just saw this was for Killzone. Please ignore, as I do not own the game. If this is for plain joining =ZF=, read on.Name: Addison (My username on games is NearlyDedicated, and most of my interwebs friends call me Nearly) Age: 17 going on 71 Sex: Male, although Harpwner53 (one of your newest members) will often tease otherwise How Often Exactly: Depends on the mood...oh, wait...do you mean how often I'm on my computer? Hehe...(usually daily/every other day) Location: Land of the Fees, Home of the Raves (USA) Do I have TeamSpeak / Mic: Yes, but sometimes I'm sure a few of my friends wish I didn't Why do I wanna join =ZF=? - Spoiler:
I was walking down a long, empty corridor when a voice beckoned from down the hall. "NEARLY," it cried. "God?" inquired I, fearing for my life, for He might smiteth me. "Close enough," the voice replied. "I am the great and powerful Womble of Soviets"
I was terrified. "You mean...SovietWomble?" "No!" The shouts echoed, "I am but a ghost; an eidolon of what shall become. I am the SovietWomble from...the FUTURE! And I call upon you to join the ranks of =ZF=, for I see you have no fucks left to give"
He was right. Womble of Soviets was all-knowing, all-inspiring, for I had not told anyone else that I had run out of fucks to give...and yet, He knew. I proceeded to heed the call of Womble of the Soviets, and quickly used an advanced and obscure search engine (Google) to find the recruitment page for =ZF=.
Am I badass enough? My ass is so bad, it's ridic. | |
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